feldfrog:

Every freakin’ time!!!!

Where can I read fiddleheaded fern

Sorry for the delay, i haven’t been on tumblr in a little while!

You can find all my fern comics that I have posted to tumblr here: https://sarahmargs.tumblr.com/tagged/fiddlehead%20fern

And all the fern comics that I have posted to twitter here: https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Asarahmargs%20%22fern%22%20&src=typed_query&f=image

housegoblin:

let’s get burgers 13 “fitting room”

coweyed:

William Teason’s covers for Shirley Jackson’s books.

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fern does the weather

deathcarpets:

deathcarpets:

James Cameron: Jimmy, I was listening to my favorite podcast and they were discussing my upcoming film, Avatar: The Way of Water.ALT
James Cameron: These ladies brought up something I just hadn’t considered before regarding the logistical difficulties of sitting through a 3 hour film with flowing water on screen a majority of the runtimeALT
James Cameron: People are going to need to urinate! They’ve got big sodas and little bladders and I have a big beautiful world of Pandora to show them and there’s a lot of water there.ALT
Jimmy Fallon: Oh wow! I hadn’t even thought of that, which is suprising because I think about urine a lot. I gotta know, what is their solution?ALT
James Cameron: I don’t want to give too much away out of respect to Diet Coke & Lilith but essentially there would be urine removal specialists on hand to take care of any situations that arise.ALT
Jimmy Fallon: That sounds like an incredible idea, but how would they do that? I just can’t think of a way that someone would be able to take care of that situation without interrupting your beautiful film.ALT
James Cameron: They get on their knees in the theater and they drink the piss, Jim. You unzip and let go and they slurp it right up while you continue to take in the majesty of Jake Sully’s journey.ALT
Jimmy Fallon: That’s... That’s just incredible Mr. Cameron. I think this has the possibility to revolutionize the theater going experience forever. Diet Coke & Lilith must be visionaries!ALT
James Cameron: They are, Mr. Kimmel. Geniuses, visionaries, snack journalists of the highest caliber, and if I may say so, total effin smokeshows to boot. I’m a married man, but... Bro...ALT
James Cameron: I’m currently in talks with my distributors as well as the genius women who came up with this and I think that this holiday season we will once again change the way people see movies forever.ALT

James Cameron discusses advances in cinema technology ahead of his much anticipated Avatar: The Way Of Water

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it’s not just shameless piss kink smut, it’s important to remember it’s also shameless podcast promotion for a show where two shameless trannies shamelessly discuss their piss kinks

callingallcars:

typo in group chat incident one dead 8 still beating the corpse

foreverial:

me: hey franz, my 1 foot tall effeminate german elf/gnome roommate, did you remember to get oat milk from the store today

franz:

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me: ty man. text me next time you go to the store in case i need something, i’ll venmo you

franz:

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[hours later]

me: franz i’m really sick that oat milk was unlabeled did you fucking buy dragonfly milk again and not tell me

franz:

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yubels:

modern-alebrije:

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they gave her whatever the opposite of lip fillers are

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sarahmargs:

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fern thinks

theotherhappyplace:

bogleech:

bogleech:

It’s so funny how kids who were only given the “girl” toys seemed to frequently develop the most maniacal imaginations. When I was little and I visited friends or family who were little girls they’d have their Barbies involved in ritual sacrifice or human trafficking. They’d have barbie’s evil twin drive ken to suicide by poisoning his horse or some shit.

Action figures set up only the simplest kinds of violence, heroes and villains punching or shooting each other over doomsday plots. When you crave high stakes drama as all children do but your characters are all rich suburban women you kinda have no choice but to get pitch dark I think. The only kinds of villains that logically exist in that setting are just so much sicker and nastier than just doctor octopus or something.

……..I could not have imagined the entertainment value of the examples you people are putting on this and I have TRIED to get to the end of them but there’s so many I had to give up after an hour and a half.

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Keep reading

A zine anthology of these would be the greatest zine of all time.

jessi your brain is incredible

quirk77:

My vaccine arm glows blue when orcs are near

lescarnetsdehaku:

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Andrei, is time something we were gifted, or all we really have left?

twistcmyk:
“ i love how stupid kittens and puppies look. why are they so sad
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twistcmyk:

i love how stupid kittens and puppies look. why are they so sad

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